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But anyway, I digress. You like surveys, show me one person (besides
the other brain-dead inDUHvidual who can't read) who honestly thinks
that I misread "in a box on my shelf" as anything other than deceased.

Ah...Ken, we seem to be shy anyone else who gives a rats ass about the pride
expressed by my father's ashes.

And, if you are going to quote someone, it's best to get it right. I said,
"...on a shelf, in a box..." You see, the purpose of the quotation marks is
to show that *you* are quoting *exactly* what someone else has said--to the
letter.

I hate to wade [pun intended] into this stupidity contest, but Opie you are
being an idiot. It's obvious he knew what you meant and you know it.
You are either being purposely obtuse or you are incredibly stupid.

Sincerely,
Frank