FlyCaughtInTree wrote:

Conan The Librarian wrote:

Old news. Down hyar in Texas we been sellin' guns, bait, tackle and
booze at the same shops for years.

Chuck Vance (and we're working on adding church services to the
mix ... with a drive-through)

What's the old joke? If you can get videos, beer, and bait in the same
store, you know you're in the South? Thow in some some cigars and
fireworks and it's one-stop shopping for the ATF.

Damn, how could I forget to add videos to the list? (Though
fireworks are usually sold in a stand next to the beer/bait/guns store.)


Chuck Vance