"Frank Church" wrote in message
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The Purina Diet Story (from a friend)

That sure is making the rounds. I wish you hadn't posted it here because I
was planning on souping it up and using it as my owng.

That line where the woman asks if he has a dog hits close to home. Since my
Mom died I've been taking care of my Dad who has a bit of aphasia and
distorted time sense since he has a small stroke a few years ago. I have
to patiently deal with setups like that several times a day - I figure I'm
improving my chances of being reincarnated as something better than a slime
mold.