Um......well, of course, we have no way of knowing whether or not the
Roosians have been informed of its change in status and have
subsequently retargeted its allotment of nukyuhler armed missiles
elsewhere.

Trust me, with the Air Farce back in town, well, things gonna be a bit
different up there.
Frank Reid

Major T. J. "King" Kong in Dr. Strangelove: "Survival kit contents
check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes
of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug
issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills,
sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian
phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred
dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics;
three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could
have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."