Mon, 21 Aug 2006 20:35:23
uk.rec.humour
FishFinders


"Colin" wrote in message
.. .
Proof as animals are skinned alive. SHOCK - Calls for China fur ban as
animal cruelty exposed . - GRAPHIC WARNING!! HELP.

Thanks for posting in the UK rec humour group that was hiliarious more more
please ;-)

For urh, uk.rec.equestrain and uk.rec.gps

Heather Mills-McCartney decide to attempt yet another level of social
strata management and seduced a wealthy Argentinean land owner with a
side line in illicit substances in nearby countries. You don't get to
be *that* rich just my making popular tunes, after all. He had a good
line in cattle ranching to keep her occupied at home arguning with her
husband until some months into the marriage the new husband insisted
Heather play in an invitational polo match.

"It is just ladies, nothing can go wrong" said the rather tired and by
now bored land owner.

Of course the new husband owned the opposition polo team as well and
knew one of the ladies could quite easily replace the meddlesome
Heather.

During the course of the second hand a kick from a horse sent Heather's
faux leg flying into the bushes.

It was quickly recovered and placed on a plane back to Essex, UK.

When Heather realised she wasn't going to get her leg back soon she
asked her next husband what she should do.

"Just follow the GPS signal in your faux leg, you should find your way
home"
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Wm ...
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