"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
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You are an evil person. :-)

An awareness of which I have ROFF to thank for. Prior to my arrival here I
had thought that I was merely offensive, obstreperous, dull-witted,
slovenly, cowardly, short, nasty, apostate, illiterate, neurotic,
untrustworthy, demonic, pedantic, traitorous, larcenous, uxorious,
indecorous, febrile, stinky, kinky, hinky, flatulent, unpatriotic,
indecisive, pimply, piebald, mangy, leprous, scabrous, unctuous,
sanctimonious, supercilious, punctilious, bilious, phlegmatic, sanguinary,
morbid, belligerent, bellicose, bespectacled, bombastic, unreliable,
ill-kempt, ill-humored, illegitimate, narcissistic, solipsistic, rude,
crude, ornery, unfriendly, and unsavory.

Imagine my surprise!

I would even say "Bite me", but I don't want to get Dave L. all worked up.

Pity. There are several benighted Islamic nations still waiting for
democratic invasions.

Chuck Vance (who at least has the consolation that he'll be standing
in Canada's holy waters sometime next week)

I just looked at a map......Canada is right next to da Yoop, eh?

Wolfgang