Wolfgang wrote:

"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
...

You are an evil person. :-)

An awareness of which I have ROFF to thank for. Prior to my arrival here I
had thought that I was merely offensive, obstreperous, dull-witted,
slovenly, cowardly, short, nasty, apostate, illiterate, neurotic,
untrustworthy, demonic, pedantic, traitorous, larcenous, uxorious,
indecorous, febrile, stinky, kinky, hinky, flatulent, unpatriotic,

I never thought I'd see "hinky" come up again on ROFF. Nice work. :-)

[little snip]

Chuck Vance (who at least has the consolation that he'll be standing
in Canada's holy waters sometime next week)

I just looked at a map......Canada is right next to da Yoop, eh?

I just looked at a map too. It looks like the area of Canada where
I'll be is sorta down and way over dere to the left of da Yoop. :-)

But if it wasn't for the fact that this trip is as much for SWMBO to
see her newborn granddaughter and her dad as it is for me to fish, I'd
probably be taking a detour for some pasties and poetry.


Chuck Vance (you betcha by golly)