On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:33:06 -0500, Conan The Librarian
wrote:

You are an evil person. :-) I would even say "Bite me", but I
don't want to get Dave L. all worked up.

I don't find that offensive when your with friends, etc. I *do* find
it offensive when it is uttered in public or is on a t-shirt in
public. So, tell him to bite you all you want. d'o)