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Old September 5th, 2006, 04:00 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Danl
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"FishGuy" wrote in message
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Thanks Danl,
I'll be in Newport Beach for a few days but would be available as a
professional witness (in the event I could purger myself and help in
cleaning up the local cricks with you).


All help would be appreciated.


I wonder who would be summoning you to Graham County? And, please post a
list of charges of which you are accused (other than the regular stuff).


Unlike others, I won't sully this NG with the sordid details.

There may be a couple of councilors in or near Graham wishing to help you
with any surplus fish.


Well, thanks for the tip, but you see...errr...well... the thing is.....
those selfsame counselors are the lead prosecutor and his star witnesses.
I'm afraid the long arm of what passes for justice in western Cackalackey
has a stranglehold on my short and curlies, as it were. Extradition is
assured. I'll most probably plead out and take my medicine. (hopefully
something red, dry and of a not-too-recent vintage)

Danl

...guilty as charged...as usual...

Guy