"Mr. Opus McDopus" wrote in message
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
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"riverman" wrote

This was definately one of the best ones yet. :-)

and get this: one of your best will likely be the big 50!!

but, then, there's, um, 60. and that eats ****.

yfitons
wayno (btdt)

I figure that each b-day is better than the last, as the alternative
doesn't seem all that great!

Op

Wife hinted to her husband that she wanted to be surprised for her 50th
Birthday, but wanted something that will go from
0-200 in under 4 seconds.
So he bought her a bathroom scale.
fwiw,
-tom