On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:24:36 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
Tim J. wrote:
Ken Fortenberry typed:
wrote:
But don't worry little pup - ...
...puppies don't seem to have much luck
chasing cars...
That's twice in one post you insulted pre-adolescent canines.
The Massachusetts Puppy Lobby is gonna be all over your arse.
Go easy Timmmay, I'm sure Richard meant to insult only short
puppies. ;-)
As long as they're not black or gay puppies, that's okay - right?
Some of us won't tolerate the insulting of Native American
female puppies either.
OK, this is getting confusing...by "black" puppies, do you mean actual
_black_ puppies, like Labradors or are you just a racist and too
insensitive to call them"African-American" puppies? Of course,
"African-American" puppies could mean something like a cross between
those weird Egyptian dogs and coon hou...er, well, maybe not _coon_
hounds...how about Golden Retrievers? And wouldn't Native American
puppies be like coyotes or something? OK, look, wouldn't it just be
easier to be up-front and call a shovel a spade...no, wait, that doesn't
sound right...screw it - just what kind of goddamned puppies are you
talking about, anyway?
Awaiting clarification,
R