Wayne Harrison typed:
"daytripper" wrote

So there's still a lot of these floating around in stores - and very
likely at
distributors - waiting for some unsuspecting person to buy them and
use them
to get into a tricky situation that they may not be able to get out
of in a
dry, alive state.

I am 100% certain the defective sandals securely attached to my
corpse would
have led to a whole supply chain being indicted with a very high
likelihood of
conviction - or at least a healthy settlement (once again, another
opportunity
for my spouse to obtain great wealth has slid by the board ;-)

have this addy laminated, and keep it in your wallet:
a. wayne harrison
attorney at law
101 s. elm st.
greensboro, nc
your estate, and my second wife, will thank you for this.

There is something very, very wrong with pre-ambulance chasing. ;-)
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TL,
Tim
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