On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:56:26 -0400, "Tim J."
wrote:


Wayne Harrison typed:
"daytripper" wrote

So there's still a lot of these floating around in stores - and very
likely at
distributors - waiting for some unsuspecting person to buy them and
use them
to get into a tricky situation that they may not be able to get out
of in a
dry, alive state.

I am 100% certain the defective sandals securely attached to my
corpse would
have led to a whole supply chain being indicted with a very high
likelihood of
conviction - or at least a healthy settlement (once again, another
opportunity
for my spouse to obtain great wealth has slid by the board ;-)

have this addy laminated, and keep it in your wallet:
a. wayne harrison
attorney at law
101 s. elm st.
greensboro, nc
your estate, and my second wife, will thank you for this.

There is something very, very wrong with pre-ambulance chasing. ;-)

Sounds more like coroner's van-chasing...I have no idea why this
reminded me of this joke, but it did:

A state cop is on his first day in a rural assignment area. He sees and
starts chasing a speeding luxury car, rare in those parts. He hits his
lights, and then his siren, and nothing - the car keeps going. The cop
gets the sense that while the driver isn't stopping or slowing down, he
isn't driving REALLY crazy, either, so runs the plates and the car is
registered to a well-known community leader. He can't really figure out
what's going on, and he doesn't really know the, er, "local score," so
he calls in to his supervisor for advice. The supervisor says just stay
with the car and he'll be right there and join the "chase." As soon as
the supervisor is visible, the car pulls right over. The cop and his
supervisor get out, and so does the driver. "What the hell are you
doing, pal?," asks the cop. "Oh, geez, I'm sorry, officer...my wife ran
off with one of your fellow officers last week, and I was afraid it was
him trying to give her back..."

TC,
R