"Mike" wrote in message
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Op
Best of luck to you and the team........Get yourself some software
and a mic so all ya have ta do is speak and the words magically apear
on the screen.........Seriously get them hands back so when you
accidently brush against a womens bosom you will be able to feel and
hold on if she likes it if not at least you will be able to defend
youself................

Funny you should mention wild women, Handyman. My partner, as in co-worker,
and I were sittin' in our state van, when this loverly, but somewhat
inebriated young lady comes up to the window and tells my partner to "get
your ass out of the truck!" She then look over at me and lets out a yell
that would cause my partner to nearly soil his britches. I think, "where do
I know this flaming young philly from. She hangs in the window shoutin'
"High Five!" Naturally, I high five her, numerous times. She informs us
that she works for the world's best law firm and says they are located in
Charlotte, NC. Well, I recognize a liar when I hear one, as I know the
world's best law firms are located in Greensboro, NC and Greenville, NC.
She bounds off, later to be seen with her head draped over the railing of
the home bleachers, passed out?

My partner did see a tattoo on her breast as she reached in to high five me.

I'll get better, I'll get better, as soon as I am able.

Thanks,

Op