Quiz said I was from Philadelphia.
So they missed by 50 miles too far west
and a little bit too far south.

.........I once bid a job to add an addition
on a house. The woman said "what part of the east
are you from?"

I said: "I'm from New Jersey. What part of Philadelphia
are you from?"

"How did you know that?" she asked.

.........it was the way she pronounced the word road:
as "raewd"