In message , Derek Moody
writes

You'll only be able to fish the door when the holidaymakers are off the
beach :-(

Bit of a bugger that but if you sling the barmaid[1] in the caravan site
a tenner she might keep a few of them up there.

[1] My ex-thingy but she is quite capable of keeping the grocks off the
beach - she'd only need to look at them...

--
Matt - Dorset.
It only takes two-strokes to excite me (or a threesome :-))