On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 13:04:42 GMT, "johnval1"
wrote:


"The Great Gazooka" wrote in message
Oh gosh.........a spammer friendly bot threatens me. Add your +`s,
subtract your -`s. Go get me a new ISP.

The Twit has spoken! Gentlemen, this is one of those little
deconstructionist-nihilists who spend Daddy's money to attend G-8
conferences protesting the evils of capitalism and mass production. God
forbid these brats ever did a lick of work. No, that would be a burden
imposed on them by The Man, whom they are determined to bring down and
destroy, one bass fishing newsgroup at a time.

A cockroach like this little hemmoioird (pardon me for mixing metaphors)
actually works as inspiration to me. Out of this newsgroup alone, I have
been inspired to purchase SWL Spinnerbaits - awesome stuff - and a bunch of
Rodney's stuff which I can't wait to try out. I'm now convinced I have to
make a trip to Wisconsin and hire Steve to show me how to get some toothy
critters.

Most of these little Twits are sallow-chested boys whose nuts have yet to
drop. These exercises are some strange ritual of passage into a twisted and
perverted image of manhood. Too many comic books, too many video games, too
much weed, and too little contact with anyone who actually lives and works
in a non-virtual world - and the result is....the Twit. Go away boy, you
bother me.

I take it you can`t get laid Junior.