OK, OK, I admit it - I was curious how many "last posts" Mike has made
over the years, so I Googled (without verifying every one was a true
"last post," it appears there have been 72 or so...)

The first hit was, IMO, the mother of all famous last posts, the Charles
Dickens-meets-Jerry Bruckheimer "Nun-beater Manifesto: Cold Steel
Orphan"...

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.o...f831df8?&hl=en

It's typical Connor length, and so, I didn't read it all (and don't
recall if I did the first time around)...there may actually be something
"on-topic" in it...