In a situation like that, I might stoop to catch and keep.
Frank Reid

Well, sure. But you'd have to have had the foresight to have retrieved your
balls from your spouse's escrow account...

/daytripper (timing is surely everything ;-)

Funny you should say that. This weekend, after almost 24 years of
marriage, we finally got me a wedding ring.

Well, if you haven't had it done already, please don't try to do the
nose-piercing yourself...

The nose? I guess that would be a little less painful.
Frank Reid