Well gentl....... Uh, no, I suppose not.

I am not prone to either "hissy fits", or "melt downs". One day you
might even discover why.

Whatever one does one must bear the consequences. To thine own self be
true. Of course this is probably easier if you are an unprincipled
asshole. So ROFF lost a couple more contributors, and any newbies
reading this will give this place a very wide berth, and you three
fine upstanding examples of American manhood really made a fine show
of yourselves.

Congratulations!

MC