Actually, it would be most pausible if it had been Frank who had gone out
the window.

Only if he had gone through 3 awnings and a glass skylight into a
ballroom hosting a beartrap, porcelain, and ferret show, with his fall
being broken by the Guinness Book attempt at the world's largest bean
burrito, a natural thing at a beartrap, porcelain, and ferret show...

Uh, excuse me, that was Thursday. Get it right man. And it was
leaded glass, not porcelain.
Frank Reid