It seems that the, um, head of the Atlanta Metro Transportation system,
MARTA, got caught getting head in the bathroom of the Atlanta airport
from a guy...yeah, so what, one might say? Not there's anything wrong
with that...

IAC, that's not the funny part...

....the guy doing the deed had a BA in Organ Performance...

....from Ball State...

TC,
R
....um, Mikey, any degrees in Down-hole Technology...from the Himmler
School at good ol' Packinpoo U...signed by Pamela Anderson and printed
on a Depends on yer CV...