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Old April 18th, 2007, 11:31 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Wolfgang
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Default Which trout trip to take?


"Tom Littleton" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Isn't it just about time for you to disappear for a while again?

Wolfgang


I suppose it might be a slow week on alt.flyfishing........
whatever that might entail. g


Even trying to envision what that might be like is hazardous. I just tried
it......blood pressure, pulse and respiration dropped through the floor.


Luckily, at the last moment, just as my eyes were beginning to roll back in
my head and my extremities were going cold, I had a vision......I saw
kennies and.....and mikies and tommies (um, we're clear on which tommies
we're talking about here.....right?) and davies and timmies
and.....dicklets.....running amok over the landscape slapping a thick coat
of hate and blather on everything their malformed flippers could reach, with
nothing at all in the whole wide world to stop them! "This shall not come
to pass!" quoth I, and I stood up on my hind legs, shook it off, rubbed some
dirt on it, and clumb back into the saddle. The rest, you know. Well, up
to now. The rest.......well, you know that too, ainna?

Wolfgang
stirred but not shaken.