Flytyer37 typed:
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

Somehow (call it a hunch), I knew how this was going to end after reading
the first sentence. One can only hope the royalties from your writing will
help support your widow after your untimely demise. ;-)

Great story, as usual, Frank. You da man! Well, after you locate your
cajones, anyway.
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TL,
Tim
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