"Wayne Knight" sed:

[snip] They did not reply to my greeting but one angler,
forgetting how sound carries astream, made some comment about my
attire and something to the effect that I probably stole the rod. This
kind of PO'd me, especially when one stood right in front of me and
started casting to two rises.

[snip] One quick mend over the dinks and a 14" brown took my fly ever
so gently. I landed the fish and told the guy "his dinks would start
again shortly - and they did - and that he should tie on an emerger
or soft hackle if he wanted to catch them.

Is there a better revenge ...

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BG - I gotta get out there!