Sheriff come's and knocks on Boudreaux's door. Sheriff says, "I got
good news and I got bad news. Which one do you want first?"

Boudreaux says, "Gimme the bad news first."

"OK, we found your wife floatin' in the bayou, graveyard dead."

"How can there be any good news after that?" Boudreaux exclaimed.

Sheriff says, "The good news is that we got fourteen blue crabs off of
her. We gonna run her again this afternoon."