As previously mentioned, the cobia started off the coast a coupla-three
weeks ago, and so the tourneys have begun. Several of the
dockwarmer-types were discussing their rigs, debating whose motors were
the best. The discussion was complete with all sorts of
pseudotechnobabble, with each man dragging out which pro/champ/team used
what as "proof" of this or that. Up walks a team leader whose rigs have
had, and current rig has 4 Mercury Racing 300s hanging off the ass. One
of the Mercury/MR proponents asks, "So, why do you always use Mercury?
Is it the whatever marketing term or whichever superlative
wonderment?"

"It's because Mercury gives 'em to me..."

TC,
R
....and he didn't even mention the checks and other perqs...