On Sun, 13 May 2007 08:51:17 -0400, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Sun, 13 May 2007 06:42:13 -0500, wrote:

Well, maybe, but it certainly makes trivial things like starving
children, war, poverty, and disease pale in comparison...OTOH, maybe
Fiona Apple and her husband can book yer ass into someplace where you
can see some of the world that isn't Orvis-recommended...someplace
actually extreme. And if they can't, let me know...I'll get ya into a
place or two that'll cause a leak in your G3s...from the inside, at
least...

Richard, I don't live the privileged life that you do. I made my
money the old fashion way - I earned it. I didn't get it from Mumzy
and Daddy, or Grandmama or Papa. I have been to some of the "extreme"
places you speak of. In fact, I've lived there. Ever seen Rio,
Panama, the Phillipines, the Azores? Ever been to Colombia or
Guatamala? Try "Little Vietnam" in Colon, Republic of Panama where the
air is filled with the smell of feces and urine. If you wade in the
"streams" in Olongapo, Phillipines, be sure you wear Simms, because
you don't want leaky waders in that ****, because it is, literally,
****.

Of course you probably have been to worse places, but you saw it from
the back seat of your limo while Jeeves drove you past the dirty
masses. If you got off your fat ass and out of your chauffeur driven
luxo barge and went into some of these places, you would probably not
want to talk about it

Where were you after Katrina? Complaining about how all your stuff
was damaged and to hell with everyone else. While others went to
Louisiana and Mississippi and tried to help those less fortunate, you
sat on your ass and complained. While others gave large sums to the
unfortunate, you were counting your lost dollars. All you did was
complain, complain, complain. You are a pathetic human being,
Richard.

Now, go fishing, and please, PLEASE do it yourself. Don't let Jeeves
hook the fish and you land it. And if Jeeves complains about carrying
your sorry ass to the water's edge, whip him. That is the way of you
old southern slave masters, isn't it?

dP

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Knowing full well it won't help ya in the least,
R