Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I have more confidence that at least two gay guys are there than
I do about the Reverend Falwell having a spot at the table.

How can you even think of heaven when you don't believe in God.

Well, first I have a cup or two of coffee, then I grab the
Times and take a seat on the throne and sometimes, on really
good days, I think of heaven.

What
do you have to do to get to heaven, assuming there is one, of course?

It's easy for me, for you I'd recommend Metamucil.

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Ken Fortenberry