On May 27, 3:13 pm, "Tim J."
wrote:
Frank Reid typed:

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all in all, a fun group, fishing under challenging conditions.
I am sure the reports will trickle in, and the lies will grow.
Until next year, I hang up my Clavemeister outfit, sit back and
wait....... Tom

By the way, drove home today, 17 hours in one shot. This included
missing a tornado by seconds (come around a corner and cars are all
over the road, the median and embankment, but none flipped).

My best guess is that YOU caused the tornado, or at least attracted it
in that general direction. This goes hand in hand with my theory that
tornados must be caused by the heat rising from the roofs of trailers in
trailer parks.

I'm sweet and innocent.
Okay, here's the darker side of Penns. Since the fishing was slow
(the evening rise was down to 10 minutes at dusk by the end), I had a
chance to observe my fellow fishermen and surroundings.
1. Though not showering for a week will repel mosquitos, it will draw
other insects. Specifically those seen on CSI around dead bodies.
2. A certain new fly shop owner has a gift for prevarication.
Besides fish, he can use ye olde hook, line and sinker on ROFFians.
3. Fish do not like tent catepillars.
4. Even though personalized, Nebraska license plates do not earn you
respect in Central PA.
5. If you don't shower for a week, you won't notice that others
haven't.
6. Car doors could have been used during the French Revolution for
decapitations.
7. Three-year old Dr. Pepper is still, well, Dr. Pepper.
8. Jonas at the Feathered Hook is an equal to Branson or Trump when
it comes to selling his product.
9. Sunshine sucks.
10. Danl needs to have his bride train all other brides and bride to
be's.
11. If we all had Handyman Mike's demeanor, the liquour industry
would loose its shirt.
12. Do NOT be in a tightly sealed cabin with Makela. Nuff, said.
13. Finally, believe it or not, its not about the fish.
Frank Reid