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Old May 31st, 2007, 07:47 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Conan The Librarian
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Default You have to know how the animal thinks


asadi wrote:

...and you never said anything about prison, or trucks or trains or
momma...or gettin drunk


Well I was drunk the night my mom got out of prison ... and I went
to pick her up in the rain ... but before I could get to the station
in my pickup truck ... she got runned over by a damned ole train.


Chuck Vance (with apologies to David Allan Coe and Steve Goodman)