Horse **** snipped

Yeah, but see, Dickie, I'm actually fishing -in cold water - for trout
and salmon. When's the last time you did that?

And you were right. There is a hole in my G3s. A big hole. How the
hell else would I get my fat ass in them, eh? d;o)

Four hundred and forty, Richard. And counting. No leaks yet.

Fishing is great. Water flow is 1300 cfs, a bit high but still
fishable. Lots of big salmon and brookies being caught by me and
others in camp.. One fall of my trike. Not a bad one but the one I
took hopping rocks put an abrasion on my knee and a big black and blue
mark. But, still no leaks.

Four hundred and forty, Richard. At a buck a day they are now paying
ME. Not really, of course, but now they are paid off. Imagine, free
waders that are four years old and still working like the day I first
put 'em on. Amazin', I tell ya, amazin'.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot. This ain't an Orvis lodge, I don't need
guides and if you can make it up, I'd be happy to show you the river.
I'll be here until the end of next week. Bring a 5 and 6 weight, and
a woman or a dog - it gets very cold at night.

Ta ta, Richard.

Orvis Boy

PS: Tell Blow Job to get off the sauce.