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Old August 2nd, 2007, 06:42 PM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
trippy
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Default Slow People Suck

In article , ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...


Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.



AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a couple of
slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane, the car in front
moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to make it past them
before the passing lane ends - so you're still stuck behind the
slowpoke...



Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where the regulator
insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph. o_0

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trippy
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NP: "Call Me When You're Sober" -- Evanescence

"What did I tell the kid. It's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward. It's about how much you can take,
and keep moving forward. Get up."

-- Sylvester Stallone "Rocky Balboa"