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Old August 3rd, 2007, 03:53 PM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
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Default Slow People Suck

BigNetBuy pinched out a
steaming pile ofvuzsi.33118$Bb1.850@trnddc02:

trippy wrote:
In article aYvsi.8347$yg1.3365@trnddc04, BigNetBuy took the

hamburger
meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

trippy wrote:
In article PBssi.31239$Bb1.92@trnddc02, BigNetBuy took the

hamburger
meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

trippy wrote:
In article ,

ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh

Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.buzzard.rules

and heard
trippy cry out in

...

In article ,

ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh

Wow"...

On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called

alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...

Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to

fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where

you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that

you do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive

INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-

75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him,

honking,
etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.


AMEN to that brotha!

What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a

couple
of slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane,

the car in
front moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to

make it
past them before the passing lane ends - so you're still

stuck behind
the slowpoke...


Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where the

regulator
insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph. o_0

yeah but if you stay out of the passing lane, it's not a

problem

Uh huh. Say that as you're going up a big hill with a trailer

full of
your ****.

Then pull the **** over and let the people who can afford movers

pass.

Right. Sorry I didn't think of that, I was too bust trying to get

the
****er up the hill.

See, you were being rude, inconsiderate, and only thinking of

yourself.

No, I was trying to keep the truck in motion, so it wouldn't roll

back
down the hill. That would be bad. This was like a 24 foot ****ing
trailer full of ****. I was driving a real truck, not one of those
little U-Haul jobbies. That's a real bad time to have a governor

clip
your speeds. Dig what I'm saying?


If you can't handle the truck on a hill then you shouldn't be driving.

Another example of why we need a national driver's license. Clearly

the
state you reside in is dropping the ball and giving out driver's
licenses to anybody with a pulse.


ROTFLMAO!
Heh...trippy has a commercial drivers licence and has probably logged
more miles than you ever will

He drives teh cab you dilwad...

Next time, pull the **** over and you'll be forgiven.

It's all about how your ****ty driving skills impact my ability to

get
from point A to point B.


You were not affected at all, so **** off.


Your inability to handle a truck creates a traffic jam that affects
hundreds of other drivers. Your inconsiderate attitude is both
disgusting and embarrassing. People like you are literally driving

this
country to hell.

H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^!

I needed a good laugh...