
August 3rd, 2007, 03:53 PM
posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
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Slow People Suck
BigNetBuy pinched out a
steaming pile ofvuzsi.33118$Bb1.850@trnddc02:
trippy wrote:
In article aYvsi.8347$yg1.3365@trnddc04, BigNetBuy took the
hamburger
meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
trippy wrote:
In article PBssi.31239$Bb1.92@trnddc02, BigNetBuy took the
hamburger
meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
trippy wrote:
In article ,
ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.buzzard.rules
and heard
trippy cry out in
...
In article ,
ThePsyko
took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called
alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...
Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to
fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where
you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that
you do?
I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).
He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive
INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-
75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him,
honking,
etc.
Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.
AMEN to that brotha!
What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain road behind a
couple
of slow moving cars and when you come upon a passing lane,
the car in
front moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast enough to
make it
past them before the passing lane ends - so you're still
stuck behind
the slowpoke...
Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where the
regulator
insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph. o_0
yeah but if you stay out of the passing lane, it's not a
problem 
Uh huh. Say that as you're going up a big hill with a trailer
full of
your ****.
Then pull the **** over and let the people who can afford movers
pass.
Right. Sorry I didn't think of that, I was too bust trying to get
the
****er up the hill.
See, you were being rude, inconsiderate, and only thinking of
yourself.
No, I was trying to keep the truck in motion, so it wouldn't roll
back
down the hill. That would be bad. This was like a 24 foot ****ing
trailer full of ****. I was driving a real truck, not one of those
little U-Haul jobbies. That's a real bad time to have a governor
clip
your speeds. Dig what I'm saying?
If you can't handle the truck on a hill then you shouldn't be driving.
Another example of why we need a national driver's license. Clearly
the
state you reside in is dropping the ball and giving out driver's
licenses to anybody with a pulse.
ROTFLMAO!
Heh...trippy has a commercial drivers licence and has probably logged
more miles than you ever will
He drives teh cab you dilwad...
Next time, pull the **** over and you'll be forgiven.
It's all about how your ****ty driving skills impact my ability to
get
from point A to point B.
You were not affected at all, so **** off.
Your inability to handle a truck creates a traffic jam that affects
hundreds of other drivers. Your inconsiderate attitude is both
disgusting and embarrassing. People like you are literally driving
this
country to hell.
H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^!
I needed a good laugh...
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