"Conan The Librarian" wrote in message
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LouF wrote:


I once had a problem with a skunk who took an evening stroll over my
deck
every night around 6:00. I decided to try to scare him away with
habaeros
dippied in bacon grease. The first night we watched him saunter up and
find
the bacon coated treasure. He proceeded to chew on that thing ,
snuffling
and snarfing until it was all gone,(words can't describe it, it was one
of
the funniest things I've seen) then he sauntered off. From then on, we
stayed off the deck until he had passed.

I'm not so sure I'd want to go on the deck after he had "passed".


Chuck Vance (well think about it ... habaneros and bacon grease
in a skunk?!)

I forgot to mention, his stripe turned red ;-)