Slow People Suck
On 03 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BuZZard cry out in news:i3Ksi.39$Aj6.4@trnddc01...
"BigNetBuy" wrote in
message news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...
Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast for
you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can drive
using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you do?
I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the coincidence?
OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).
He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph. He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the Interstate.
Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking, etc.
Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.
Agreed.. i live in a retirement state.
yeah but you're stoned so it's a good thing you can't drive too fast!
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ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7
******ing off the planet, one person at a time**
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