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Old August 7th, 2007, 03:36 PM posted to alt.hackers.malicious,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flyfishing,alt.buzzard.rules,alt.oldtimer
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Default Slow People Suck

ThePsyko pinched out a steaming pile
:

On 03 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard BigNetBuy cry out in news:bMPsi.8310$ug3.966@trnddc06...

ThePsyko wrote:
On 03 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious

and
heard BuZZard cry out in news:i3Ksi.39$Aj6.4@trnddc01...

"BigNetBuy" wrote in
message news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...
Why do you slow old *******s continue to drive? Is 55mph to fast
for you? Do you need a expletive retirement lane where you can
drive using your walkers at a leisurely 0.000000001mph that you

do?

I was behind this big expletive Oldsmobile (notice the
coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).

He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE expletive INTERSTATE.
Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him at 55-65-75mph.

He's
creating a safety hazard with his leisurely cruise up the
Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to avoid him, honking,
etc.

Clearly, old people should stick to country roads.
Agreed.. i live in a retirement state.




yeah but you're stoned so it's a good thing you can't drive too

fast!


Conspiracy to get Buzzard high.

I'm calling the DEA, clown.



NARC!!

The solution is quite obvious. All old people should drive cars that
have a "governor" that is set high. Porche boxters etc...