...On my little pump up, hand tank, garden sprayer I had a small crack so I
decided to fix it - This has happened before... A little super glue, wrap
it in bondo (fiberglass) and it's good for another year at least.

I buy super in the multi-pack so I just gets out a tube, takes off the cap
and try to unscrew the funnel/applicator so I can poke a hole in the tube.
Hmm....applicator is stuck so I bite down on it while twisting the
tube...You guessed it. The tube was already open.

I swear to gosh, the first thing I thought, as I ran upstairs heading for
the kitchen sink, realizing the tongue was attached to my upper lip and the
roof of my mouth, and making note that my lower lip was attached to my lower
teeth, was, "Damn, I wish Frank could see this."

Personally, I think it beats the time my pepper spray exploded.

Anyhow, there must be something in saliva or the fact that the flesh was wet
which prevented a permanent attachment. It loosened quickly and I was able
to flake most of it off with my fingernail. It did stick to the enamel
pretty good though...instant plaque.

john