On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 09:03:50 GMT, (Greg Pavlov)
wrote:

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 20:52:26 -0400, Peter Charles
wrote:


Not to be picky but that's called a Ukrainian Cross -- only with
mules, we'll have to call it an Idaho Interchange.

Hey, leave my relatives out of this (no, not the mules).
I hear the English were fond of this little game as well.

Ya, we did the execution bizness way better. What rw was trying to
say -- hang 'em but haul 'em down before they lose consciousness.
then while they're still squirming, slice their bellies open,
disembowel 'em, emasculated 'em, and throw their guts, dicks, and
balls on a fire. At this point, we chop off their heads, hoist it on
a pike and lash it to the main gate. The rest of the carcass is
quartered and sent to the four corners of the county, to be hung until
the crows have eaten the flesh from the bones. The some descriptions
have the quartering done by horses, assisted by butchering to save
strain on the animals.

Ah, the English, always worried about the animals.

Peter

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