How to make the rain stop
in three easy steps...
1: note how, early in the year, the torrential rain has got the river
right up - but it's a bit too early for the salmon yet
2: Decide that it's late enough now, and hear from the other anglers
that one or two fish are being caught
3: Upgrade one's trout licence (with hard-earned spondooliks) to a
salmon licence
and then just watch as the rain switches off faster than George Bush
in an IQ test.....
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