"Scott Seidman" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in news:5lfn1eF7pq7vU1
@mid.individual.net:

piano player

Isn't he really a piano-forte player?

A wise man will exercise a bit of discretion in what he admits to:

"Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte
recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled." -- G. B. Shaw

Wolfgang