......but a couple of eons of singing hosannas would find the vast
majority bolting for the nearest exit and jostling for space on the
first
commuter train to hell.

Hmm, fly fisherman's Hell.
The fly fishing rules are English
Your guide is from Los Angeles
Your territory is limited to Kansas
The trout come from Ohio
The smallies come from Florida
And all your tackle is Orvis bought in Walmart.
Frank Reid