Now see, this is what I'm talkin' about. I can't possibly
make a college football bet with the boy lawyer from Nawth
Cackalacky based on the point spreads because the point
spreads for Illinois are consistently insane. The unranked
Illini play the #5 Wisconsin Badgers this weekend and the
Illini are 2.5 point *favorites* !!!! Holy **** ! What the
F*** !! I wouldn't take that bet if we were only *given*
three points much less the other way around.

It's no wonder cases of booze and wine flow from Illinois
to the home of the Tar Heels. It's a conspiracy I tell ya.

--
Ken Fortenberry