Remember when kids came to your door dressed in costumes and all
they wanted was candy ?

Not anymore. Besides the bowl of candy, you need a bowl of coins
for the kiddies with UNICEF boxes, a bag full of canned goods for
the kids "trick-or-treating" for the local food bank and new for
this year in Champaign-Urbana, BOOKS ! The Mortar Board Society is
collecting books for a literacy program.

Pretty soon we'll just open the goddamned door and tell 'em go on
in, take whatever the hell you want.

--
Ken Fortenberry