I was in the Ikea store in College Park, Maryland today, and in a
mock-up of a bathroom containing the fixtures Ikea sells--set up
as in a real bathroom, you understand--there was a very nice
toilet, with a clear plastic sheet stretched over the bowl and on
this sheet was a yellow rectangle with large red blocks letters
saying "FOR DISPLAY ONLY."

- JR
(who really, really misses Oregon).....