....didn't even have my staff. It was about four in the morning, the bars
were all closed....I didn't shut them down just got up early to beat the
traffic through Cincinnati and cruised it on down the highway headed south.

It was cold on my motorcycle and I was takin' a nip now and then just to
ward off the cold you understand and I got off the highway somewhere north
of Lexington, Kentucky and headed out south on the red roads on the map.

It wasn't long...I mean heck it had been daylight for quite some time and I
was now no longer cold when I saw this big billboard. It said, "Thou shalt
not commit adultery." So, quite naturally I immediately started stopping at
every little gas station and restaurant hoping to meet up with
whoever..whomever...they were talking about, but I never did.

Later, after encountering more signs I realized this was some type of
religious thing rather than an advertisement for visitors and I'll be damned
if that wasn't a dry county. There was no sin to be had, of any type,
despite my efforts....

One state later...and I'm not sure...but I think I found Dixie....

john