"Jerry Barton" wrote in
:

You are such an asshole kid, go back to your X-Box.



Now now, my child...take a deep breath, and just admit your $paming guilt.
You will feel a whole bunch better about yourself when you do, remember
that the truth will set you ($pam) free.

Come to me and I will help see you through this toxic fog of Spam that has
convoluted your mind, and besieged this newsgroup like a ravenous plague of
locust.

Believe in me, dear child, and I will deliver you and all other non-$paming
believers from this scourge of blasphemous $paming infidels.

The Most Reverend JR.