Now an engineer told me before he died,
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An engineer told me before he died,
I got no reason to believe he lied,
"avoid them Oakies they got no pride"
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Now some of ´em say they are engineers,
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Now some of ´em say they are engineers,
but most are just wet behind the ears,
most have been tellin such lies for years
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So don´t let the assholes take you for a ride,
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So don´t let the assholes take your for a ride,
they got no hope they´s just dead inside,
they just open their stupid mouths too wide
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They walk around with a mouth full of foot,
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They walk around with a mouth full of foot,
the closest to a train is a mouthfull of soot,
no other engineers give a damn hoot
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Oakiejokeys are a real bad pest,
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Oakiejokeys are a real bad pest,
some walk around in a fly-fishing vest,
but they don´t know ****, and we´re not impressed
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If you want a nice life just avoid them son,
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If you want a nice life just avoid them son
there just ain´t no point in talking to scum
apart form which they sure are dumb
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