On 12 Nov, 17:19, BJ Conner wrote:
On Nov 12, 8:17 am, Mike wrote:



On 12 Nov, 17:01, BJ Conner wrote:

On Nov 12, 7:47 am, Mike wrote:

On 12 Nov, 16:08, BJ Conner wrote:

Don't let the computer screen give you the red-ass, it's not good for
you.

I´m proud to be an Oakie and a jokey,
you can tell by all the red-ass **** I write,
don´t try to mess with me you mother****er,
´cos getting you annoyed is my delight.

So maybe I can´t read well, or discuss things,
but I know sure as hell that I am right,
I just don´t give a **** for your objections,
I´ll just pound away with insults day and night.

Sure I went to college, took some courses,
readin writin and some sikologee,
so dont´don´t try no clever tricks you ****in dumbass,
there just aint noone cleverer than me.

I ´ve caught trout in states you never heard of,
usin crawlers, jigs and poppers, even flies,
don´t matter much to me what you are sayin,
hell I´m better yet with bull**** and with lies.

Now I reckon I´ll get back to engineerin ,
ain´t done much of that for quite a while,
polish ma degree, and check my toolbox,
and put on my most impressive charmin smile.

Got ma lunch, ma pole, and all ma fixins,
time to to leave and go and drive my train,
don´t try and **** with me while I am gone son
cos ma bull**** works far better than your brains.

The poetry classes you get from filling out match book covers are even
worse than the engineering and psychology ones.

Told you I´d be back from ma train drivin,
to carry on insultin you a bunch,
I got back so quick you match book hero,
cos I just plumb forgot to pack ma lunch.

You cain´t get to me you friggin dip****,
cos I lerned all there is to know in life,
hell I can bull**** you all day if´n I want to,
if I set my mind to causin you some strife.

I never got around to poetry classes,
reckon I just never had a mind,
but I sure as hell can see what you are doin,
yo´re just tryin to ge me in a bind.

It dont matter half a **** to me you asshole,
I got you pegged, and safely in ma trap,
I just got to keep on reeling out the match-books,
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Entirely my pleasure. What rhymes with "slime" ?