Of course,
you could have me teach a tying class on "How Not To Break Thread" or "How
Not To Tie To Close To The Eye". All expenses paid or course.

I'll do the seminars on separating fingers locked together with
superglue, removing a hook from your flesh without removing the hook
from the vise, teaching your cat that that platinum grade hackle is
not a chew toy, how to gently and non-violently explain to your bride
that the lump of fuzz she vacuumed off your desk was actually four
gross of size 26 midges that you've spent two weeks tying, how to
unglue your fingers from you tying table when both hands are glued
down, and other assorted phly tying tips you won't find in the
books.
Frank Reid